When does 45 equal 3?
When your name is Donald Trump.
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What happens when you ask a girl in India to talk dirty in DMs
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
He begins to stick a finger in her, but she stops him and says, “Put two fingers in.”He does so, but again she stops him… Read More »A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
Can anxiety cause speech problems
Age: 22 Height/Weight: 5 foot 7, 213 lbs Medication: None Duration: Three months at leastI’ve been a bit of a nervous wreck these last couple… Read More »Can anxiety cause speech problems
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
because it got hit by a car
A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
The leprechaun makes a deal with the man. If the man let’s him go he’ll grant the man 3 wishes. The man agrees and states… Read More »A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
Why don’t you ever ever see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at itWhy do some elephants paint their balls red?So they can… Read More »A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I’ve got an E.T..
Not the alien, an extra testicle..