Once upon a time
in a far away land there was a noble king and his beautiful, pregnant wife. The king was much loved by his people, but he… Read More »Once upon a time
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What do you call an ape that explodes, but comes back
A Boomarangatang
Why did the journalist go to the ice-cream parlor?
They wanted to get the scoop.
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
A reporter asked Donald Trump why his was so orange.
Donald replied, “It’s not orange I’m peached”.
What do toy trains and titties have in common?
They are both meant for the kids but it’s usually the dad that ends up playing with them.
Donald John Trump is the 3rd President in American history to be impeached
Well at least he finally won the popular vote
Is it a happy impeachment
Or a merry impeachment?I wouldn’t want to offend anyone.
Donald J. Trump has been impeached
He was already an orange.
Trump has been Impeached
Finally, I’m sick of him looking like an orange