A fruit and a vegetable stroll into a bar.
The bartender calls out : “Oh, anything the matter? You look confused today, tomato”
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What is the difference between a Lightbulb and a Pregnant Woman?
The difference is you can unscrew a lightbulb.
I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.
They were disappointed that I wasn’t A+sexual
I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.
What can I do? I can’t not go, it would be really messed up because i keep pushing off hanging out on weekends with b.s.… Read More »I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.
Matt Damon decided to do porn
“Saving Ryan’s Privates”
This dude is having a stroke
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Why does KFC never have any toilet paper?
Because its finger lickin’ good.
My wife left me because I am obsessed with Depeche Mode.
It’s ok though. I’ll Enjoy the Silence
I’ve decided to become a nihilist.
Nothing’s gonna change my world.
I had a sad flashback…
To be honest, Shepherd in MW2 betraying you is better than getting scammed for V-Bucks in Fortnite.