Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
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What do you do if someone is trying to murder you?
You go into the living room!
Why did the dyslexic person drink the potion?
Because it was the only option
High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are… Read More »High IQ
Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.
Two for the price of one!
A man walks into a bar after stealing 20% of my couch.Ouch.
I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…