I asked dad if my mum had a history of mental illness. He snapped and said
“Don’t be disrespectful. You only exist because I stuck my dick in crazy.”
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Sexism Jokes (This is not intentionally meant to offend anyone)
Why Does Beyoncè always say ‘to the left to the left’?Because Women have no rights!(This is not discriminatory and not purposed at any audience for… Read More »Sexism Jokes (This is not intentionally meant to offend anyone)
My friend died because we couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept telling us to be positive but it’s hard without him.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves
Black.It’s ok, am black
What is the best present for Christmas?
Artery.Because it comes from the heart…
I think my calendar is broken…
Haha, April Fools! It works just fine.
A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar.
Bartender says “Is this some kinda fucking joke”
The Gaunts snatched me from my room, through a nightmare.
For over a century, now, I’ve watched my body grow, create, die, and decay as my soul, entangled in the ever flowing robe-like bodies of… Read More »The Gaunts snatched me from my room, through a nightmare.
I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for them
But all they did was scream and fly out the airplane
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?
It looks like rain, dear.