My cousin has dark hair. His wife is blonde. All four of their kids have light colored hair.
Genetically speaking, there’s a 15 in 16 chance that she’s cheating.
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Why does Milton Keynes have so many roundabouts?
It’s so that if you’re driving into Milton Keynes, you can easily turn around, and then you won’t be driving into Milton Keynes any more.
I think it’s fair to say my Aunt Bessie has a drinking problem.
She thinks I’m twins.
Why was the clock on the pillow?
Someone hit the snooze button!
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Why do golfers always bring two pairs of pants?
Just in case they get a hole in one
Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseat
Inside was a picture of my wife and kids.
When I was younger, I lost my virginity to a prostitute and only lasted 3 secs..
I think it was the whoremoans that set me off.