Where do milk farmer do it?
In the dairy-air!
thefun
What did Tennessee?
Same thing as Arkansas!/dad
Hookers don’t fart
They let out little prosti-toots
What do you sing to a mute bodyguard on X’Mas eve?
Silent Knight, Holy Knight
Films used to be called vmoies…
…but now they movie.
What is the best american alternative metal band in australia?
System of a down under.
Humpback whales have a very short lifespan.
After about 30 seconds, the turn into sperm whales.
Why couldn’t the computer technician build his computer?
Because the lights were SO-DIMM.
What do you call a Halal buffet?
Halal you can eat.
Young woman on Soho crosswalk killed by box truck reversing the whole block and our dumbo NYPD “suspect no criminality”
A “gruesome scene” according to the Daily News. “The truck went in reverse on Broadway from Canal St. north to Howard St., where it struck… Read More »Young woman on Soho crosswalk killed by box truck reversing the whole block and our dumbo NYPD “suspect no criminality”