If happiness was contagious…
…you still wouldn’t have any friends.
thefun
Why didn’t Pinnochio have many friends?
Because he wasn’t poplar.
How do you discipline your stone?
You hit rock bottom.
So I was driving Uber tonight…
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were… Read More »So I was driving Uber tonight…
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
If Emperor Palpatine can get laid
Maybe there is hope for incels after all
The 2000 dust Face Hunter deck that took me from rank 10 to legendary in the first 4 days of release.
Hey hey all, i wouldnt know where to begin for a complete guide on the deck , but i was promtped by people to post… Read More »The 2000 dust Face Hunter deck that took me from rank 10 to legendary in the first 4 days of release.
Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?
Because demerera
Two girls were laughing at my ringtone in college.
So I played that at their funeral.(Sorry for bad English)
Bit of a gen Z joke here:
VSCO ice cream vendors be like “and I scOOP!”