I finally got my high school dream girl to find me attractive and to be by girlfriend,,, wanna know how I did it?
I waited about 5 years until she was now divorce and a single mom…
thefun
What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black guy?
A snowblower that doesn’t work
Why couldn’t the fortune teller see into the future very well?
She didn’t have 20/20 vision
I don’t know why they have to Italian, but … (longish)
A young Italian bride is to spend her wedding night at her mother’s house. The bride and groom retire to the bedroom, where the groom… Read More »I don’t know why they have to Italian, but … (longish)
I like my women like I like my coffee
Full of boozeHeard this from a comedian years ago. Don’t remember who
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What is Trump calling his post-house vote vacation?
Time on the Peach.
AI won’t take over the world
Because artificial intelligence will never beat human stupidity.
What do you call Popcorn that is stuck on the ceiling?
Topcornjesus what have I done
I like my women like I like my coffee….
I’ve never had coffee but it smells really nice