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A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act (same but different)
Somewhere out deep on an Alabama lake there’s a Redneck lighting sticks of dynamite and tossing them into the water. After each tremendous explosion, he… Read More »A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act (same but different)
My roommate says our house is haunted
I’ve been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed shit.
A piano is impossible to tune perfectly, as is any fretted (non trombone) or valve operated instrument. This is due to the mathematics of harmonies.
Pianos are tuned where each half step is the twelve root of two higher than the step below
I think my dick got more humour than me
Everytime i unzip my pants my girl start laughing
Why shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?
The punchline’s too long.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?
The ornaments can be rehung again next year.
This morning I dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol right on my toe
It hurt like the dickens