Insomnia is awful
But not to worry, on the plus side, only 6 more sleeps till 2021
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My friend was driving a piece of junk car yesterday, and I saw him drive a luxury SUV today.
Well, that Escaladed quickly.
The year is 1939, and the USSR is invading Finland.
The Soviet army is marching through the Finnish swamps when they hear shouting from the other side of a nearby hill:”I bet one Finn can… Read More »The year is 1939, and the USSR is invading Finland.
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into… Read More »A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles
She said ‘hardback?’So I replied, ‘yeah, with 4 legs and little heads’
Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear… Read More »Sex After Death
I was about to tell a joke about Unemployment
but it needs some work.
What’s the difference between a brown family and a white family?
On an average the brown parents have 4 kids while the white kids have 4 parents.