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Why did the Old man fall into a well ?
Because he couldn’t see that well
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Looking For Advice on Connecting New Duct
Here is the situation I am dealing with: https://imgur.com/a/mw5BEZqOur furnace has always had a grill on the side of it to heat our basement (12”x6”). We recently began finishing our basement and put up a wall to separate mechanicals and living space. I (admittedly) didn’t plan much ahead of time and just left an 8”x14” opening in the wall. I realize I may have to resize this but if there is a way to keep the opening that would be even better.My current thought process for making the connection would be to use a flat piece of sheet metal to close off the existing rectangular opening and then using 6” collar to 6” pipe to some sort of connection to the wall. I found a 6” round to 4”x10” rectangle at the local big box. Is that what I want? And then resize my opening to better fit that size register? Or is there a better option?
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I’ve done a survey asking women what shampoo brand they used in shower.
99% of the respondents answered: “What are you doing here? Get out!”
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Will glass coffins become a trend in 2020?
Remains to be seen.
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Miss Piggy
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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My 4 year old son told me this one
He didn’t really, I just really need the upvotes right now
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What starts with I, ends with I and has an I in it?
Answer: Illuminati
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My friend and I were looking at a really fancy and expensive handbag
Her: I would die for thisMe: I would kill for thisAfter that we just stared weirdly at each other
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My favorite word is “drool”.
It just rolls of the tongue.
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I can accurately predict all the major events happening next year…
I have 20/20 vision.Happy holidays folks.