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Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.

Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit. Ready?” Me, shutting my eyes, dreading this moment: “Yes, ready.” Dentist: “That will be $700 please.”

My girlfriend broke up with me, she said I was bad at communicating. I didn’t know how to respond.

Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume? Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale Job… Read More »

If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.

I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife… He needed space.

What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ!

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird? A bird can still tweet.

My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured… Read More »Filtered

My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer