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A man walks into a store. The cashier sayes “Sir you will need to put a mask on”. The man replies”Ouh shoot almost forgot, thanks”.… Read More »

I married a nymphomaniac. Now after 5 years of marriage, the nympho is gone. And I’m left with the maniac.

What do you call a person who say they don’t masturbate? A liar

Take good care of your ass It’s your only body part that gives a shit.

As I get older I think about all the people I’ve lost along the way Maybe being a tour guide wasn’t for me

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with. She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.

I don’t know why my fishing buddy is afraid of coronavirus…he never catches anything.

When asked to wear a mask, a staunch conservative woman refuses and says “God will protect me from COVID”. When asked to practice social distancing… Read More »God will protect me from COVID

Driving down the road today. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying: “I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.”… Read More »

I like my women like I like my coffee I’ve never had one, but they smell really nice