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Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, ‘Is this whisky?’ ‘Yes’, the other replies, ‘but not as whisky was wobbing a bank’

My doctor told me I have to give up half my sex life. I asked which half, thinking about it or talking about it?

Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn’t go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.

I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.

I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I was shocked!!

I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items… Read More »

Mom: What did you do at school today? Me: We did a guessing game Mom: But I thought you had a math exam. Me: That’s… Read More »

What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »

Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.

Wife was massaging her husband’s head. Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage. Husband :… Read More »