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People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven’t seen one since 1645.

I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient.. Stay positive

The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing pleasure with you.”

Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts

I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd.. Cuts Like a Knife

Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.

Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot wound to the chest, but we’ll have to run a Covid test to… Read More »

I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the hell I’m doing

Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction? I’ve tried fucking everything

I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia. I told them I could explain everything.