Fun jokes

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once… I’d like to read a prescription bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”

Life turns to death and asks “Why do people love me and hate you?” Death slowly responds “This is a joke site, stop posting meaningless… Read More »respond

I’m planning a trip to Ireland next month. I’m going to rent a car and tour the country. So I’ve been practicing driving on the… Read More »trip to Ireland

Once upon a time, they were known as love birds. Then they found love and got married. Now, they’re angry birds!

I wish I could delete my trouser history.

if you are wondering what I look like without my shirt on. my average McDonald bill is $15.57.v

I’ve worked every day for the last 20 years, getting up at five in the morning, grafting until six at night, to struggle to pay… Read More »I was offered…

Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression. Apparently he can predict who will… Read More »Putin

As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately… Read More »better phone

I like to hug my enemies. So I know how big to dig the hole to bury them in..