Fun jokes

I was painting my room with my brother when I realised. he’s not a very good brush.

Q. Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? A. Huge tits.

I don’t get why people say, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is when you were younger.

A farmer and a pet rooster went everywhere together. One day they went to a movie and as the farmer got close to the ticket… Read More »eating my popcorn

I don’t always tell my mother how much I love her. but when I do, it’s not on facebook!!

I was getting ready to have sex with my girlfriend hazardous and she decided to put on some music I was confused on why the… Read More »welcome to the jungle

My phone autocorrected “FUCK YOU, FUCKFACE!” to “Yeah, I can get those reports to you by 9am”

I walked into a car showroom last night. I said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf… Read More »you do now

Porn paints a extremely unrealistic picture of how quickly you can get a plumber over to your house…