Having sex with a condom is a lot like eating Cheerios with chopsticks. I’m still going to enjoy it but its going to take me a really long time to finish.
Category: Fun jokes
your life/wife
One million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to typing error of one alphabet in title “An idea, that can change your wife’..
delete history
I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history.
drunk forever
Kid:Daddy why did you and mommy divorce? Dad:Well your mother couldn’t keep me drunk forever…
right arm
Girl: Do you play tennis? Me: Why? Girl: Well, your right arm seems a lot more firm than your left. Me: Yeah I play tennis
tip
My wife told me to leave a tip for our waitress. “OK” I said, motioning to the waitress, “don’t ever get married”
android
“yea you can use my charger, mine is full” -no Android user ever
last meal
I’m having a relaxing bath and I think my girlfriend is making me a sandwich! YES! I assume anyways since she’s bringing the toaster into the bathroom.
NO
*Drives into drive-thru* May I take your order? No. *Drives away.*
stupid
I was painting my room with my brother when I realised. he’s not a very good brush.