ATM asks if I want to donate to charity. Sure! Donate my transaction fee.
Category: Fun jokes
sense
It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.
before
I have to exercise real early in the morning. Before my brain has a chance to figure out what I’m doing.
scanning
I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF
Monday
It’s Sunday today, and if you are listening really carefully, you can hear how Monday is sharpening it’s claws.
lipstick
My wife found lipstick in my pocket. I told her straight up that I was cheating on her………..there was no way I was gonna tell her that I sell AVON!
magnet
We call her magnet because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.
snail
A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself. Or to put it another way, sometimes scientists get bored.
tha last night i…
The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook
bad man
I’m atheist… But I still want the people I hate to burn in hell.