Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap for you to prepare the table.
Category: Fun jokes
stfu
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I had sex with that woman” after a porno. YOU just sat on the couch. Sooo… STFU!!
pills
My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”, should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet pills.
question
How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?
temporary
I don’t think they should put “out of order” signs on escalators when they’re broken. Instead they should have a sign that says “temporarily stairs.”
with knive
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date…
chuck
when Britney spears sang “Hit me baby one more time” she wasn’t talking to chuck norris cause if chuck Norris hits someone there isn’t another time!
weird
Giving a girl flowers is weird… “here, I killed these for you… I saw them, and, they reminded me of you so… I killed them. You should put them in water if you want them to… die slower”
numbers
Husband: Honey, how many men have you slept with? Wife: 30…. Husband: I wish you’d have been a virgin when I married you. Wife: I was.
I am
Immature. A word used by boring people to describe fun people.