Fun jokes

Drinking coffee with no caffeine is like masturbating with a condom on.

My wife was complaining that I never lift a finger around the house. So I did, The middle one.

Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

Oh,you want proof that prayer doesn’t work? just look at the middle east

Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A: He was too busy playing the hormonica

If you like to listen to music while having sex. Play a live album. That way you get an applause every 4 minutes.

Ladies! Men don’t suffer from premature ejaculation. You do.

Logic: 1.The Government can access any personal info sent over smartphones. 2.Teenagers send each other nudes. 3. The Government is full of giant pervs.

The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. …Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

Someone once said to me, “You’re insane! You should be in an institution!” I said to them, “I’m married” You know what they say, marriage… Read More »institution