There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the…
Category: Fun jokes
almost
Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.
headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.” Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a ‘kiss?’ ” So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve…
kidnapping
According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is steeling” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.
light
And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.
mouth to mouth
I opened a new bottle of wine today and let it breathe… It didnt look to be breathing so I gave it mouth to mouth!
no one
I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.
lap dancing
I don’t understand the point of lap dancing clubs. …If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I’d stay at home with the wife.
easiest way
I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.
Friday
Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week? It takes forever to come.