Fun jokes

A completely wasted man walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over… Read More »like her

I’ve deposited so much sperm in the sperm bank.. I’ve had to open up an Offshore Wank account..

My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled “You’re being charged for being good in bed…” After 2 minutes she said… Read More »lack of evidence

A sign at my local swimming pool: WELCOME TO OUR OOL NOTICE THERE IS NO P IN IT, WE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10 people…

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few… Read More »arm

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told… Read More »red duck

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?” “I can’t thank you enough, sir,”… Read More »well done

No, standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster.

If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people!