unrealistic
I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t… Read More »unrealistic
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advice
Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not… Read More »advice
another
My goal is to lose this hangover So I can earn another.
soon or later
Tomorrow will be better, and if it’s not I say it again tomorrow…you never know right? At some point, someday…tomorrow WILL be better..
hiding
I have been hiding from exercise. I am in the fitness protection programme.
don’t judge
Never judge a man until you’ve had sex with his wife.
to see
My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.
so poor
Growing up my family was so poor that on my 12th birthday they put half a cake with six candles up against a mirror.
ride
When I asked you to give me a ride I didn’t mean drive me home. Men are so stupid sometimes.
gambling
it was joey’s first day at school and his father warned the teacher that the boy was an avid gambler. he said that joey might win lunch money from the other kids if he wasn’t watched closely.Read More »gambling