Fun jokes

You`re so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn`t come back to you.

‘Lite’, the new way to spell ‘light’, now with 20% fewer letters.

High heels were originally created for men. Butchers used them to avoid stepping in blood. They were also used as weapons befor they became fashion… Read More »True fact

I love the internet becuase its the one place where people from all different cultures can socialize and share ideas and…….wait, which folder did my… Read More »actually

My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye… I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?” “Billy… Read More »Busy hands

Kid: God made the first man and woman right? Pastor: Indeed Kid: And they were naked in this garden, right? Pastor: Well, yes Kid: And… Read More »the first

The ‘L’ in my luck has been replaced with an ‘F’.

The Internet is a funny place man. 1 minute you’re checking your e-mail, and next thing you know it’s 4 hours later, your pants are… Read More »funny

I’m sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday.

While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how… Read More »cheating