Fun jokes

I remember back in High School, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good… Read More »Oral skills

“Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful… Read More »Why

When asked if online comics would replace actual comic books, Stan Lee said, “Comic books are like boobs. They look great on a computer, but… Read More »No replace

It would be difficult to explain a fountain to someone from the 3rd world. “This is our water showing off contraption… we also throw our… Read More »Explain

The postman told me he’s off to Spain tomorrow so I asked if he was going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to… Read More »Best joke

Me: “Hey babe, I’m at the hospital, I cut off my finger.” Wife: “Oh no, the whole finger?”  Me:”No, no…the one next to it.” 

I went in a CD store and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. “Walk this way,” he replied.

They never see each other…BUT 1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see together. 5. They sleep together.… Read More »Do you know the relationship between two eyes?

“I’ve got a boyfriend,” is a woman’s’s way of saying fuck off and leave me alone. “I’ve got a girlfriend,” is a man’s way of… Read More »Difference

When I die, I’m not going to Heaven or Hell, I’m going to the Complaint Department.