Fun jokes

It’s funny how most men prefer specific fats on a woman’s body, while most women prefer specific muscles on a male body.

“I’m going to pay for this in the morning,” I slurred after downing a bottle of whiskey. “No you’re not,” said the shop keeper.

I went to see a nurse about my concerns my penis is too small. “There’s absolutely nothing there to worry about” She said Fucking bitch,… Read More »Not gently

Strippers are just married prostitutes. Think about it, they’ll tease you all daym but they’ll NEVER sleep with you.

“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about to, “Your Christmas present is in there!” “Too late,” I said, pulling open… Read More »Gift

Being a man is far worse than being a women. Yeh, women get periods, pregnancy and mood swings. But, men have to marry them.

The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.

Isn’t it funny, you stop drinking cause you want to settle down and have kids. Then you have the little fuckers and all you want… Read More »Irony

When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common.Read More »Story

“So how did the interview go?” my wife asked me. “I’m not too sure to be honest, I said all the usual stuff like, I’m… Read More »Blah blah blah