Fun jokes

I just read that the average person has sex at least three times a week. They must have a really well paid job. I can… Read More »what is wrong with me

Females are so slick, they will lie on your chest and ask you, “Babe have you ever cheated on me?” then wait for your heart… Read More »Trick

A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, “Dear, would you like to say… Read More »Why

Judge: State your name. Me: Not guilty. Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re not guilty? *moonwalks out of the courtroom* *doesn’t… Read More »Not guilty

The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination,… Read More »Conditions

A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating.. God asked him, how come??The man replied ; I’m… Read More »Over acting

Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy style… I mean, that’s almost an hour in dog time.

Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.

I finally shifted 140 lbs of ugly fat I gained over Christmas…..the mother in law went home this morning

Her: I can’t believe you would talk to that other woman right in front of me like that! I saaaaaw the way you looked at… Read More »Jealous