Fun jokes

I took a taxi to my court appearance the other day. “What are you here for?” asked the driver. “My bankruptcy hearing. You might as… Read More »Witness

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

I might look like I’m doing nothing.. but in my head I’m having a serious conversation

Sometimes it physically hurts to hold back a sarcastic comment.

Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out… Read More »Fifth person

The L in my luck has been replaced with F.

I attracted a girls attention from across a room while I was sat down by using one of my fingers indicating for her to “come… Read More »Only with one finger

Why are Americans fat? Because they think E=MC Donalds 😁

Interviewer: So, What do you want to do in your life? Me: It depends on the last movie I watched!

I’m typing this with one hand, “I wish you were here”