Fun jokes

Just my luck — judging by the itching and the rash, I think I’m allergic to prostitutes…

And then the God said: “Noah, make a backup. I’m going to format”

Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie.

I’ve been hiding from exercise….I’m in the fitness protection program.

I don’t know how to act my age, because I have never been this old before!

I went to see my psychiatrist yesterday and he said, “I want to try a little reverse psychology on you in this session.” I said,… Read More »Reverse

“Can I have a double Jack and coke please?” I slurred. “Don’t you think you’ve had enough, sir?” He replied. “What? Listen dickhead, I could… Read More »Enough

You know how when you break up with someone, then see them & they’ve gained weight & it makes you so happy? I think that’s… Read More »Happy to see

I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.

Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I’m already here.. .. .. -Men