Fun jokes

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Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is the most important and I really couldn’t care less about yours.

Why do we call it “losing your virginity”? Who loses it? Most of us don’t go looking for it after its gone.

You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting

I had a dream I was swimming in chocolate, but when I woke up ……nevermind

Women can use sex to get what they want. Men can’t because, well, what they want is sex.

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you’re just ignoring everything & click, “I agree.”

It turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired.

If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.