Fun jokes

“Your underwear is too tight and very revealing” I said to my wife She said, “Wear your own then dickhead” ?

Her: Do these jeans make my ass look big? Me: Not at all. Your ass make those jeans look small.

“Oh fine, I’ll just have one bite”. Narrator: ” He was, in fact, about to have more than just one bite. He was about to… Read More »JOKESTER

Girlfriend: I’m going to leave you if you don’t stop wearing different clothes every hour. Me: Wait pleeeease ‼‼ l can change.

“oh, and another thing” ~ women 3 days after the argument is over

A man wakes up in a hospital bed… The nurse says, I have some bad news. You won’t be able to feel anything from the… Read More »JOKESTER

You know you’re getting old when you’re watching porn and you think to yourself “That bed looks really comfortable…”

I thiink that anal sex should be reserved for marriage only because marriage is a prison.