If riding a dick was a sport, what would it be called?
Whores riding.
Fun jokes
Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet.
She didn’t succeed but she did leave a large visible crack.
My kids kept finding all the presents I hid around the house so someone suggested I keep them in the attic.
Now they are crying up there and saying it’s too cold and dark.
Why’d the shy spy lose his job?
He was too embarrassed about being debriefed.
So there’s this guy drinking at a bar, getting absolutely shit faced
Near the end of the night, after he had a few too many, he pukes all over his shirt. He’s yells out “oh fuck, not… Read More »So there’s this guy drinking at a bar, getting absolutely shit faced
A man runs into a store.
He approaches the shopkeeper and exclaims, “Help! help! I’ve met a beautiful girl, but she’s trapped at the bottom of a well.” The shopkeeper reaches… Read More »A man runs into a store.
4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip…
As they walk into their room, 3 of them, whip out some vodka, food and cigarettes and begin to make jokes about the government and… Read More »4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip…