My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
Fun jokes
What did the exit sign at the sperm bank say?
Thanks for coming.
My mum doesn’t like people who cuss. My best friend cusses a lot. His name is Red.
It was Fred before she beat the F out of him.
How does a 144 Hz TN panel look?
For reference, I’m currently using a 1440p 144 Hz IPS panel, specifically the Asus MG279Q. While I do like the resolution and refresh rate, I… Read More »How does a 144 Hz TN panel look?
How do you respond to someone calling you a grammar nazi?
You call them antisemantic!
Dad joke
(not original content)Wife: I have to tell you something. I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m Dad. Wife: No you’re not.
What’s the big deal with peeling a banana from the bottom?
I have peeled from the bottom a few times and have found no benefit. In fact a couple of times it gave me a more… Read More »What’s the big deal with peeling a banana from the bottom?
3 ghosts wanted to scare 3 men.
There was a teen ghost, a middle-aged ghost and an aged ghost that wanted to scare 3 men: Joe, Sal and Murr.The teen ghost told… Read More »3 ghosts wanted to scare 3 men.
I took a vitamin supplement in hopes to look much younger.
Didn’t work at all. 🙁 I think this “B 12” slogan should be banned as false advertising!!