Hamburgers and titjobs have a lot in common
They’re both just pieces of meat stuck in between 2 soft buns
Fun jokes
What’s the similarity between a hare and a pear?
They’re both green…Apart from the hare.
French communists must be like
we, we! baguettes!
Did you hear about the time traveling politician?
Their policies are ahead of the times
3 men are lost in a desert
They’re on the verge of dying from dehydration when they find a genie lamp on the ground. They rub it and a genie comes out… Read More »3 men are lost in a desert
A women just gave birth
Soon after her husband pulled the doctor aside and asked him “How soon until we can have sex”?The doctor smiled and replied “I can meet… Read More »A women just gave birth
Good TV stands for 43 inch ?
Budget is around $200 and im looking for something simple and can still fit an audio setup (nothing crazy)
Say “beer can” in a British accent.
No, wait, that’s “Bacon” in Jamaican.
What would happen if the electricity was disconnected at a brothel?
They would have to use a candle.
I HATE MY BUS DRIVER SO MUCH OMFG
Some kid was being annoying, so I lightly kicked him, so he would get the message that he was being obnoxious, and the bus driver… Read More »I HATE MY BUS DRIVER SO MUCH OMFG