Build a man a fire he’ll be warm for the rest of the night.
Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Fun jokes
Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?
Because of the Santa clause.
What did Bob Ross refer to his children as?
Happy little accidents
Just finished the dishes and there are already more
It a dishes cycle.
Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
It’s pretty whiskey; you might drop one.My 8 year old daughter came up with this one, I’ve been helping her tune it. How did we… Read More »Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
Is your name medusa?
Because every time I look at you I get rock hard!