My dad smashed my PS4 today
so i smashed his wife
Fun jokes
How I feel about my GPA is how a parent feels about their autistic child
Good enough, but embarrassing to show to others.
What did the Austrailian sailor say to his shipmate when he spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?
What did the Australian sailor say when his shipmate spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?”Good eye, mate!”
I explained, to my friend Remi, my design for a solar kettle made of dough.
“Dough, Remi. For solar tea. Dough.”
I broke a table fan…
Now it has a separate fan base.