A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
Hi Mom, it’s me. “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill.””Yeah,… Read More »A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
Fun jokes
How much does a doctor that performs circumcisions make?
Nothing, he just keeps the tips.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from all the reposts on this sub…
WIFE: I’ve thought about it, and I’ve decided I’m just not a kid person.
ME: Hey… [taking her hand] the word you’re looking for is “adult.”
I had a mild case of insanity.
The doctors said I should stop playing INSAN-D.
What happened to the arrogant red-shirt who demanded his Star Fleet Captain beam him up?
He was hoisted by his own Piccard.
Can I get the Minty Code if I buy something from Gamestop online?
I was wondering if I could still get the Minty Pickaxe code if I buy something from the Gamestop website. I want to buy $10… Read More »Can I get the Minty Code if I buy something from Gamestop online?
I recently put poison ivy in the bed of a guy that I don’t like.
It was a rash decision on my part.
What’s the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?
One’s the transparent piece of garbage and the other’s a garbage, trans-parent.
Louder!
A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls.The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?”The two girls reply, “Yale.”The redneck… Read More »Louder!