Fun jokes

Woke up with a massive hardon this morning . Pissed it away !

Guys I need your help desperately. I’m in the middle of a huge argument with my wife and she just told me I’m right !!!… Read More »Miracle

For our holiday I told my wife I had booked a trip around the world “Can’t we go somewhere else ” she said

– I’m your secret admirer. – Why is it secret? – My wife doesn’t have to find out.

I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids, but they could not help me. It is necessary to wait normally for a… Read More »

To the genius who invented one ply toilet paper… I’d like to shake your hand.

WARNING! Alec Baldwin has arrived in the UK and due to start shooting soon.

My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.

My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just likes my company.

Income tax.. The fine you pay for being a productive part of society. Welfare.. The reward you get for being an unproductive leech on society.