Fun jokes

I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off! I yelled “just kidding” and IMMEDIATLY gave him his gun back!

You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.

Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the Brown.

Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.

When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been having the right kind of sex.

So a Police Officer pulls over a little old lady in a car going a bit too slow…Police officer asks the usual, “…know why I… Read More »Not a Damn Thing

“Do you have any idea the long term damage that alcohol is doing to your liver?” the Doctor asked.“Fuck off Doc,” I replied, “You always… Read More »@Strype

Announcement on the clinic website: Breast enlargement. Penis enlargement. Discount available for ordering both.

– Dear, turn off the TV. It distracts me when we make love, and I can’t finish! – I can’t, honey, we’re in the cinema.

My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better.. I said, “You woke me up at 3 O’clock in the fucking afternoon… Read More »@Strype