Do you know how we call rival towns?
Adver-City
Fun jokes
How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
They fill your bottles with tears.
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Do you know why one side of the flying geese ‘V’ is longer than the other?
Because one side’s longer than the other
How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)
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