Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
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Fun jokes
It’s not POTUS anymore
It’s IMPOTUS.
normal people : “You’re welcome.”
Yoda : “come, will you ?”
“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.
Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort.
Can finally say I’m single by choice
Women’s choice.