I had to sit through a 3-hour lecture about drills.
It’s just boring.
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I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.
It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.
Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?
Because he had NO-LAN!
[Long] [OC] First time. I accept constructive criticism. *There are two friends who always go in search of the best pigs.*
On one day, the second friends birthday, the first friend wishes to find only the most beautiful pig for his friend. He goes searching long… Read More »[Long] [OC] First time. I accept constructive criticism. *There are two friends who always go in search of the best pigs.*
How did the french communist say that he needed to pee?Weewee
How did the french communist say that he needed to pee?Weewee
A chemist walks into a bar and orders a Pb&J sandwich.
He dies of lead poisoning.
My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me “Is that a mummy Ionglegs under that daddy Ionglegs?”
No son, there is no mummy Ionglegs only daddy Ionglegs.” I felt pretty proud of my answer, until he stomps on both spiders saying, “We’ll… Read More »My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me “Is that a mummy Ionglegs under that daddy Ionglegs?”
People used to call me ugly until they saw my bank account….
Now they call me ugly and poor
I heard a story once about an American train driver.
He was operating a late night train and feel asleep at the controls. He ended up failing to recognize a stop sign and as a… Read More »I heard a story once about an American train driver.
A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor
Pig: Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?Doctor: Can you describe your nightmares to… Read More »A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor