Did you hear about the boxer who wrapped his tighty-whities around his shoes?
He went through his whole career undie-feeted.
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When the doctor diagnosed me with dyslexia
It was music to my arse
Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda’s surname on that new Star Wars show??
I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo
Q: Why don’t Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.
Three logicians enter a bar
The bartender asks them: “Do all three of you want beer?”The first one said: “I don’t know.”The second also said: “I don’t know.”The third one… Read More »Three logicians enter a bar
Someone stole the tires off all the police cars.
The cops are working on it tirelessly.
In which form would the enormous poet always write his poems?
In Iambig Pentameter
Just Post Malone things
Q: What did Post Malone eat for breakfast? A: Toast MaloneQ: What did Post Malone spray on before he left the house? A: Post CologneQ:… Read More »Just Post Malone things
Today I asked the hot girl at the gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
She said “Fuck You…”…So, I’m pretty excited about 2020.
This Time of the Year…
Am I the only one who thinks of Mr. Stay Puft when I step on snow and hear it smoosh? Always reminded me of the… Read More »This Time of the Year…