I’ve recently been asking people what LGBTQ means
No ones been able to give me a straight answer yet
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I left a chocolate bar in the cupboard too long and it’s gone mouldy.
Life on Mars confirmed.
I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.
So I’m going home for the hollandaise.
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers: “If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines and If it is short,… Read More »A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
DO NOT TRANSLATE “SURFACE” INTO SWEDISH ?????
Please sweden I didn’t do anything
The tallest animals in the zoo don’t even want to be there…
They were giraffeted.
2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement
One says ‘what a waste, a good helping of peanut butter thrown on the street’The other says ‘pff that’s not peanut butter! It’s obviously a… Read More »2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement
Orion’s belt is just a big waist of space…
Sorry, I know that joke is lame…3 stars
I call my penis the Canadian
Because it curls when it gets cold.
So there were two eggs in a pot.
The first egg says, “Look I have a crack!”The second egg says, “I’m not hard yet”