Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends.
Because he’s married.
Fun jokes
A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone
“9-1-1, what is your emergency?””Oh my God, it’s my wife – she done been gored by a hog, she’s bleedin’ some real bad! Send help!””Calm… Read More »A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone
Madness at the Snowman’s rave last night..
All the Carrots were off their faces
Consulting a hotheaded doctor
… a man says: ‘Doctor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: ‘I guess the only… Read More »Consulting a hotheaded doctor
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook &… Read More »Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.