Why are niggas scared of lawnmowers and chainsaws?
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what did the librarian say after the suicidal kid tried to borrow a book on how to commit suicide
“Fuck no I know you’re not going to return it”
It’s hard to tell jokes/puns to kleptomaniacs,
Since they take things literally.
When life gives you melons
you’re dyslexic
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
Because its RAW!
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day
Then when I looked again it said ‘thick cut’
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang came back
You know why black people love watching sports?
Easy, cause they dominate that shit.It’s the same reason white people watch the History Channel.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.