“Daddy, why does Santa carry that big bag of gifts?”
Dad: “That’s just how he presents himself.”
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I Renamed my iPod The Titanic
So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
Me: “I’m not gonna click that.”
Blurred image with NSFW tag : “No you will.”
What did the egg say to the egg next to it when it came out of the chicken?
Bro, I just got laid
I have to say after watching the impeachment voting…
This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
So instead, a subreddit.
What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
two homeless blondes
Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the… Read More »two homeless blondes
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks: “Hello, can i help with your luggage?””Oh thanks, no need, i am travelling light.”
Be honest JJ Abrams, Palpatine was not part of the original plan
Rian Johnson fucked up and you did fan service to try and work back fans and you failed miserably