If I rubbed sanitizer containing ethanol on paint containing mercury, what’s the chance I created ethyl mercury?
Hey there folks! If I were to rub hand sanitizer on paint containing mercury, would ethyl mercury be formed, poisoning me?
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Hey there folks! If I were to rub hand sanitizer on paint containing mercury, would ethyl mercury be formed, poisoning me?
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